Your kid bumping into me as we exit the plane is annoying, but socially acceptable. Your kid using its finger to draw hearts on my ass is not.

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Sounds adorable 😊

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Referring to a child as "it" is unacceptable. The kid is a person not an inanimate object. And kids do funny things, I should know as I have 3 of them , 2 boys and one girl. I would scold any of them if they did that,but secretly I would be laughing on the inside.

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But perfectly acceptable for adults to do, right?

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The kid was yelling "hearts on hearts" and I was like "that's not a heart, dude"

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*he touched the butt*

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well, the kid likes big butts and he can't lie - you gotta show the other brothers so we can't deny! 🎤

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Ok, you got fingered. Most action you got in months probably.

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Laughed out loud again! Oh my gosh

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0 chance you can discern a heart from other similar shapes. I'm calling the whole story suspect.

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Pics or it didn't happen

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@P3 no one cares about your demon spawn

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What say if I drew a heart with my third leg tho?

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HAHAHA. Wow step away to one client dinner and this thread just spirals. Par for the course on FB though. To clarify: 1. My ass is awesome and haters can hate all they want. 2. The kid was screaming about drawing hearts so not hard to figure out what it was doing. 3. Thanks D2.

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@Deloitte2 you didn't want to be pwc3 huh?

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Kick it in the head

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🍑❤️

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I just lol'd

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Need to see that butt.

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Hahaha that's how I took it. The incident was silly.

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Ok, good. Didn't want to be accused of being one of those uptight no-fun women- also said in a joking way

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