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Ouch !

*sigh*

This reads like one of those old "Family Circus" cartoons. They were tryng to be funny but only succeeded in being cloying.

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At the age of not quite 3, one of my granddaughters said to me "Grandma, you need a Minion". At that time I hadn't seen the movie and had ZERO clue what a "minion" was except for the dictionary definition - a "flunky" or "lackey".

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After reading this, I am aligned with #8

#7 😏

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