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I'll take things that never happened for 1,000 Alex

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Ken cheng is the 5 year old.

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He let his five year old fire someone? That’s awesome! How else does a future Joffrey Baratheon get his feet wet?

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Take your child to work day at the Texas department of corrections on execution day

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He is a stand up comedian. This is one of his made up jokes to expose cringe LinkedIn posts.

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Rising Star

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This, this is what happens when you have to post everyday.

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He should have told his kid, "I'm sure Paul will be fine, he has kind eyes, fire him anyway."

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He has an "Open to work" badge and he is about to fire Paul? Hahaha.

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Happened to my boss once in a layoff. He was next.

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I don’t have a script when I need to fire people…

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Yeah I don’t think someone’s kid can actually fire you.

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This guy is a comedian. I didn’t think this one was that funny, but he’s had a few very good ones. I prefer his posts to most of the stuff that shows up in my feed.

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Kids are great at this.

*Boom, you’re fired*

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When do you give up? Wife has been depressed for some time now. I’ve been doing everything I can to help. Changed cities hoping this would get better, got her professional help.

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Michael Beaton
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Good traders tend to be flexible. I can make money in all kinds of markets, being a bull or a bear. Today was a headscratching day. We rallied a lot farther than we should have. We bounced in place's we shouldn't have. So, I have to ask myself? What the hell happened? While I made money today, I should have made lots more money. Remember the tip that markets don't count Pre-NY Mondays. If I decided to do my from last weeks low as opposed to today's low. I'm bullish. Additional info in reply post

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Oliver Wyman fish. Negotiating for a Senior Consultant or Associate role. Any insight on comp, etc would be super helpful. Thanks!

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Is there an official promotion list out on ACN portal somewhere?

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Chief

Just thinking about this section from historian Robert Paxton’s essay “The Five Stages of Fascism” over and over.

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Conversation Starter

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Optum or greenway health as PO with same salary. Please suggest. Thanks in advance

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I was in the final stages of an interview with Microsoft two weeks ago, in partner marketing. Then the recruiter told me they were putting the hiring process on hold to assess the need for the role. Well, then we heard about Microsoft layoffs last week. Seems like most were in Xbox and Project Alpha but there’s not a lot of information out there. Should I hold out any hope that I’m going to get this job? Any insights on how much these layoffs have impacted the marketing org and/or new hiring?

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American airlines is so dumb. Was trying to purchase MCE seats for a long-haul. You can’t
purchase it online after check-in. And they can’t uncheck you over the phone. Good thing I fly Delta!

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Does anyone have any recommendations for places to stay in Key West or things to do? Thanks in advance!

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Bowl Leader

Openings at Accenture. DM for referral.

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What are the salaries like at level 9 & 10 for management consulting in digital commerce at Accenture strategy? My profile: 4 years tech experience in e-commerce and data + MBA from tier 2 bschool + ecommerce BA experience at Capgemini

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When does working weekends start?

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Human Resources or accounting as a career ??

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Hoping for help w/ studying. TRANSACTION CYCLES?? I see inconsistent lists online and in books: (Revenue, Purchasing, Inventory, Payroll) vs (Sales, Purchasing, Payroll, Financing) vs....

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Hi! I’ve started Green Card process at my firm. Both me and my spouse are working on an H1B visa. Can I / Should I be including her on my application as a dependent? If not, then what would be her path to Green Card through my status.

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I got an offer from Capgemini.I'm looking for a permemant remote option.I have had a discussion with HR.They replied like you can request this with respective manager.would they consider my request if associates been called?

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Does anyone here own a tax prep business on the side or full-time? What are the pros and cons?

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I got hired at EY after mid year. My offer letter says I’m not eligible for salary increase until 10/18.

Is that typical?

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Thank you and we’re done!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Enthusiast

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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a Senior Associate
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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