“And yet you’re surprised I won’t consider making friends.”

Do we definitely know the highest entry level salary at a consulting firm in London?

Sort of houseplant related... but does anyone actually have experience with large fake plants, specifically the best places to get them? I have a large collection of live houseplants but I wanted a large (5’) fake plant for a place in my house that gets little to no sunlight. A lot of the ones I’ve seen look super cheap for how much they cost and I figured someone here might have some good advice :) TIA

Hi, c aa n we move one TATA company group to other TATA company group..?

What do people around here do on the weekends? It seems pretty slow so far

Do product marketing managers make more than their non-product marketing counterparts at the same level and COL?

Anyone open to sharing a good business IT resume that they have? Struggling to redo mine.

Anyone in the consulting industry willing to do an informational interview? I have 2 years of industry experience in corporate operations

Relocating to Chi. My wife has deep experience as creative recruiter, creative dept manager, digital producer and PM. Any leads for this fiercely talented pro and lovely human being?

Has anyone successfully landed a job in Europe as an American Citizen? I’m really looking into moving to London/Amsterdam or Berlin.

Any good sneaker alert follows other than @j23 and @solelinks?

Anyone have success cold applying for VC roles and not in MBB? Just submitted an app last week and they should be reaching out this week, but I’m not sure how long to wait before giving up…

How much do overnight security/night auditor at hotels make in Atlanta?

How are different civil engineers doing across different states? MD is slow right now on work

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.