Ask my roommate to get toilet paper for our bathroom while he's out, and this guy brings back 1-ply. Damn man have some self respect.

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I can't remember the comedian but they said something similar to " I refuse to date anyone who buys single-ply TP. Because I can't love anyone who doesn't love themselves"

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Roommate toilet paper politics- a time honored right of passage and tradition. Have fun with the dishes!

SAVAGE!

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Mmmm I just love the chaffed look on you!

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