Best legal recruiter email you’ve received?

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My favourite are the ones that reply to themselves multiple times and try to make you feel bad for not replying.

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JUST got one asking if I’m interested in transitioning to funds...I am in funds...

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Honestly these are the ones that piss me off the most.

Like did you do any research? It's literally your job.

Is this a recruiter just looking for examples?

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I have gotten two now addressed to “John”

I am a woman

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HEEHAAH- it’s getting hot in Texas.

Or this. Literally. Legit… has anyone ever responded to one of these mails?

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The ILLEST CLUB. Prestige 24/7. 😂

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I'm surprised how many I get for practice areas I don't practice in. I must be on Trust & Estates list somewhere.

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I found a paralegal position at a prestigious workers’ compensation defense firm that I think is a terrific opportunity for you.

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A guy looked me up on Facebook and asked what kind of dog I have (my dog is in my picture)

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Aw hail no. Into Mimecast blocked senders he goes

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I asked one for an update because I hadn’t heard from them in a month and they tried gaslighting me by saying that they were confused by my email because they emailed me the week before but when they checked it was in their drafts 😒

What’s more of an irritant? A “funny” squid game theme lateral email or a regular professional one?

The recruiters are cray.

But I think Amazon who wants me to go work as a warehouse employee has been my favorite. They email me probably once a week.

I could make $18/hr guys!

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