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Show on the doll where Blackrock touched you.

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I thought BlackRock were just the friends I made along the way but I was wrong..

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Big BlackRock coming for everyone

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Safe? What, are you afraid of BlackRock?

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Blackrock is an investment firm. Don’t hide, start an account. They control tons of companies with their institutional shares.

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Not even China?

You realize the stuff BR does follows the official policies and direction of the USG?

Larry Fink was just hoovering up those USAID ecuadorian transexual monkey dollars for the last 4 years. Now that those have dried up, he's hoovering up national security dollars again. If Kamala had won, he'd probably wear a dress and get a purple wig.

Net-net, it's better for the US for China not to control the chokepoints through the Panama Canal. but also this is just a first move, much more to do yet. China can still turn off all supply/commerce to the US through the Canal. We need to detooth them in our back yard completely.

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A different handle for a post from our CCP buddy but maybe he’s got a friend

It seems absurd, yes. But I've already accepted that Panama and Greenland will be normal for my kids.

Canada he doesn't actually want. They don't even have free trade between the Provinces and any one of them could leave at any time. It is not a proper country.

It's better for his plan for Canada to be squeezed between Greenland and the lower 48.

He might take Alberta if offered though.

Not worried about safety. More worried how to join them lmao

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