Can I switch my laptop at EY? Got sent an ugly Dell laptop and heard y’all have HPs

funnylike
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

You can request a new laptop but ‘my laptop is ugly’ ain’t a justification you want to submit

likefunny

No, I really think you should put that as your reason!

like

Ugly Dell is better than noisy and burning hot HP

likefunny

My legs get cold so the warmth is…

Wait. It’s not. It’s too hot!!!

like

Ugly Dell is the better choice. Trust me!

like

No

like

I have a MacBook Pro and love it. But if the choice is between HP and Dell, I’d stick with Dell any day. You need a workhorse, not a pretty looking poodle.

like

EY6 - pretentious much? if you really feel the need to sell based on good looking laptops, I feel bad for your team. I don’t want to imagine the superficial expectations you lay upon them for every meeting with a client.

like

You’ll get a new one in 2.5 years when it’s your turn 🙃

like

Yes, I had a stupid Mac originally, and my justification for requesting a new cpu was that I hate stupid mac's so can I have an HP and they sent me one

What steps did you take to get the Mac replaced? Currently struggling with my Mac. Trying to switch to a Dell or HP

The Dell is the better choice. I have an HP right now and have regretted it from day one. My previous two were Dells, and my next will be as well.

Go with the dell latitude please

Why no thinkpad?

I can’t think of a witty reply

Dell is better than HP. It may look nice, but it does not operate well.

Dell is better. Mac is king

My dell is away better than the HP envy I had. Mainly because the laptop has soft touch plastic.

I had the HP and when my lease expired I chose to replace with a Dell. The HP may look prettier but it doesn’t work better! It literally used to overhead and would freeze constantly. Embrace the Dell you have!

Related Posts

Looking for Senior Researcher & Strategist in Dallas Fort Worth area to come work in tech. Message me for more information.

like

Currently, I am working in a metal production. I have 3 years experience in this role. I am learning Data Science from percipio platform of Skillsoft. It has 4 courses from Data Analytics to Data Scientist. Is tgat enough for me.

like

First year litigator still waiting for that summer slowdown everyone keeps talking about….at this point I could take 2 months off and still hit the billable target. I was told there would be “ebbs and flows” but this has just been a 9 month barrage with no end in sight

likehelpful

LTI is Hiring for below Oracle - BU positions

Need immediate to 30 days joiners only

Location: Bangalore/Mumbai/Pune/Hyderabad/Chennai

JDE CNC
YOE :4 - 10 Yrs
Skill : CNC

JDE Finance Functional
YOE: 4 - 10 Yrs
Skill : FUNCTIONAL-FINANCE

OCC (Oracle Commerce cloud)
YOE: 4 - 10 Yrs
Skill :OCC

Oracle Flexcube
YOE :4 - 10 Yrs
Skill: FLEXCUBE

Oracle CPQ CLoud
3-5 years of experience in Oracle CPQ Implementation & Support
location - Mumbai

Interested can Dm with job role

Post Photo
like

Hi IBMers,
Do we need to mandatorily submit the rental agreement, rental proofs and landlord's PAN to claim HRA for any amount?
Please help me with your suggestions. Thanks in advance 😊

like

If we all make a fuss about returning to the office do you think the standard will change?

likesmart

Does having an excellent advertising pedigree give you the right to treat people badly? Any advice on dealing with extremely rude and extremely smart strategy humans ...

like

How can a jr designer make a solid jr art director? My book has big idea concepts w/ executions & video but nothing traditional advertising. Interests are: overall mood, meaning, relevance. Any tips?

like

Takuya Kuroda is pretty dope if you’re looking for a new sound.

like

Is any one looking to work in Corporate Tax in public accounting? Connect with me. We are planning to hire a Senior or Supervisor purely in corporate Tax.

like

Boyfriend and I have been dating for ~1.5 years and we still only spend weekends together. I want to move in together at the 2 year mark but bf thinks it’s too soon... just feels our relationship is stagnant and not going anywhere. Any thoughts from ppl who’ve gone through similar situations?

like

Just a lil something to smile 😊

Post Photo
likefunny

𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔!

Live on most of the data centres

DC 2 : 4 : 8 : 12 (Non-Production instances are up and Production instances will go live by July 30)

#SAP #SuccessFactors #HXM #LMS #Analytics

Post Photo

Do you ever get disheartened by all the content you're pushing out, only to get a few people to engage with it?

like

For those in the SCM industry, what is your job title and your daily responsibilities?

like

Mornin’
I’m looking to help a colleague get started in his engineering career. He’s a mechanical engineer with about a year of experience, looking for an entry level role. Open to remote position or relocation! Any and suggestions appreciated. Thanks.

like

What is the salary like for a AWS Architect in consulting with 14 years IT experience?

like

Sent out a bunch of networking emails today, and nobody answered 😭

likefunny

After nearly 20 years in the military serving in T&E and HR roles, I’m considering moving on and have been conducting lots of research into consulting. BS, MA, and SPHR cert - no MBA. I’m looking for suggestions or advise about transitioning. DC Metro area is likely landing spot.

like

For those that just got mid year promo, happy/unhappy? % increase, level, etc.?

Additional Posts in Consulting

Has anyone tried following a low FODMAP diet while on the road? Advice?

like

These people speaking at RNC either truly believe that DT could be a good president or they are attention/power whores. Both despicable.

like

Wanting to make a shift into strategy/mgmt consulting from HealthIT. Any good books out there to help prep? Looking for anything but preferably technical information to prepare for an interview.

like

Can Bama just not win for once? Already annoyed that they’re in the CFP without a conference win.

like

Anyone have any recs for self help books? Looking for more relatable topics to myself I guess?

like

H1b 🐠 - about to apply for my extension. For the first time, I was told that I need to be aware of the 60 day threshold on out of home office travel and that the new administration is enforcing...

like

This scene from Indian Matchmaking has its own fanbase

Post Photo
likefunny

this baby next to me kept smiling at me every time she woke me up from my sleep in the plane. I just couldn't get mad at her innocent smiley face. 😀 #littlethingsinlife

like

Anyone got good ideas for friendly prank I can play on my boss? I actually like the guy)

like

Deloitte peeps (especially federal travelers): what's the policy if your flight home is delayed? Can you expense a hotel/per diem for Friday?

I have an informational interview with a Managing Director on Friday about a manager role. I currently serve in a client services role and do not have traditional consulting experience (billable hours, etc.). Additionally, while I’ve worked with McKinsey, Accenture, McKesson, and other teams on major projects, I don’t have experience putting together the strategy, more of a support function. Feeling a tad intimidated! Any tips would be so very appreciated!

like

Is genetic testing for diseases covered by most health insurance? Has anyone ever done this, do you recommend it.

like

Hey all, can you pls recommend resources to get up to speed on Fraud and Risk management for Payments in fintech? Books /sites? I’m not in consulting anymore so no access to internal decks. Thanks!

like

EY and KPMG denied my applications 😥 please take me I want out of here!

like

What is the tuition reimbursement benefit like at your company? I’m in Accenture Operation and there’s no such benefits. (Only strategy and CDO have it). Is it typical?

like

Alright fish, so I'm from a non-target school for consulting, for reference my school typically sends a couple to the Big 4 federal practices and FDD but definitely no MBB front office. Is there any way in hell I can break into some type of non-strategy role at a Big 4 firm with a B4 audit background and industry experience?
Like I'm trying to get a feel for if it's a waste of time for me to be applying. I've been hitting finance transformation advisory roles pretty hard with out much luck.

like

I got an email from a Cybersecurity Advisory Partner with the subject "Catch-up". Last week we all rolled-off from project abruptly b/c the client terminated the contract. Am I getting laid off?

like

Best business-oriented, but novel-style books with good writing, style, & interesting characters? Not really self-help/advise focused, more of actual literature with business themes/plots. Any recs?

like

Assuming this causes a recession like in 2008, and many people get laid off, how long to take to find another similar paying job? I’m currently a strat manager in FS. Scared for job.

likefunny

Who has the highest "fishbowl love" score? Mine is 77 and I'm trying to figure out if that's high or low... 🤔

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal