Dear marketing people on LinkedIn, if you refer to yourself as a “disruptor, challenger, thought leader, rainmaker, catalyst or architect,” you’re most likely none of those.

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And also...just since I posted this...wrangler and trailblazer. Giddy up, marketing peeps!

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Rainmaker 🤣

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Rockstar

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Thank you. The amount of people trying to own courage/bravery/fearlessness also is becoming quite tiresome.

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Change agent

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Guru

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“Most likely?” It’s a definite tell that they’re not.

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Gaup getter

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Gwap* lol

Maverick.

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