Dear turbo tax: go fuck yourself

Which is better for meeting other gay women? Tindr or bumble?

May not be the right bowl but I need insights. Guy likes me and vice versa, was over at my place helping with something, had a huge erection but said or did nothing. I can’t figure out why..

Any F 🐠 want meet up for drinks tonight? 31/m

Good outdoor date ideas?

Hey folks.. got some family problems back in home country, planning to move back to India. Can anyone hook me up with any good opportunities there?

Got 6 years of business consulting experience.

So finally i found a sweet girl. She was my uber driver from airport. I felt a sudden "💙2💘" connection the first time we had an eye contact. Is it just me after busy season or what?#trollswelcome2💩

Asker outers- make reservations. I’m tired of going to dinner or drinks and finding out my date’s plan is winging it and the place doesn’t have space. Make a reservation!! It takes one min!!

Just found this bowl and it’s hilarious. I feel less guilty for shamelessly flirting on fishbowl now

Say I had a “friend” who gained 15 Covid lbs but is still on dating apps with old pics. Is that considered catfishing? She’s not overweight, but not fit anymore. Still good looking...she suspects. Is it best to update the pics? Or get on a BBW dating app? Definite fear of rejection at meeting. Thank God I’m asking for a friend because this shits embarrassing to type.

So hard to date while being a consultant. Any luck fellow fish ?

28M moved to Munich. Any F from DE or EU interested to connect please DM.

Hi all,

There is guy living near my place and i find him really attractive. And sometimes I come across him in the gym. But I'm not sure if he likes me or not. How to handle this situation?
Any suggestions?

Good places to grab a drink solo? Im a 25yo woman.

My date won’t share his playlist with me (I can listen to it but he won’t share it). Just curious, is playlist a big deal to guys? We are both at early 20s and only dated for a week

Went on a short coffee date with a person who was nice, but I just don’t think we’re compatible. What’s a kind text I can send to explain, after they said we should see each other again?

30 M seeking a 30 and up F. Looking for a casual conversation and maybe going out to dinner one day.

Amy tips on finding a soulmate? tried a lot of matrimonial sites nothing is working because noone can put up with consulting life style 😔

I’m really into older women, just wish I knew where to meet them

I had a sex dream about my senior, but I have a boyfriend. Am I terrible? Has this happen to anyone else?

McK 🐟: Is it helpful if a Senior Partner from another part of the world puts in a referral (looking for role in the US)

Bali recommendations on things to do?

My manager continues to ask me to help other teams and do work on other billable projects. I’m sick of it .. and I’m going to explicitly say that no I can’t do it because my hours are taken by the existing project we are doing. Is this appropriate?

Hi fishes,
My LWD is 18th July and I chose vendor pickup for my assets(expected pickup is 10th July).
Is there any limitation or chances of facing issues on Not having laptop with me(for other exit clearances).
Also it would be great if someone can give guidance on exit clearances as I'm worried that I will miss out something.
TIA.

New to startup ecosystem. What are some resources, books, podcasts that help you along the way? Are there any communities you interact with regularly on Reddit/discord/meetup?

I have a friend who was let go a few months into his first job after college (reason: the manager felt like he wasn't grasping the training content to the level that was expected). He's worried about if he should put the experience on his resume anyway, if he does will recruiters ask why he had such a short time at this place, and what will recruiters think if he explains he was let go. What are some things recruiters expect from candidates in this situation to continue considering them?

Going through a closeout. 50-50 profit share allocation, but my business partner has been using the venture money at their personal piggy bank (hence the breakup). My accountants say because we agreed to 50-50 shares, the leftover money has to be divided equally.

They spent $100k in the last month on random "work stuff" but bought a new car, etc. Now I have to pay for it with less equity return!

Just wanted to rant, I'll probably never go into a partnership again.

RIP Diego Maradona

Can anyone refer me for the role of Associate Business Analyst at Deutsche Bank, job id - R0170973

I am looking for a job change from system administrator to data analyst role.
Is there any opportunity available?

LTI is Hiring for below Oracle - BU positions

Need immediate to 30 days joiners only

Location: Bangalore/Mumbai/Pune/Hyderabad/Chennai

JDE CNC
YOE :4 - 10 Yrs
Skill : CNC

JDE Finance Functional
YOE: 4 - 10 Yrs
Skill : FUNCTIONAL-FINANCE

OCC (Oracle Commerce cloud)
YOE: 4 - 10 Yrs
Skill :OCC

Oracle Flexcube
YOE :4 - 10 Yrs
Skill: FLEXCUBE

Oracle CPQ CLoud
3-5 years of experience in Oracle CPQ Implementation & Support
location - Mumbai

Interested plz DM with job role to apply

Need 11 likes to DM. Can you please help me?

New to due diligence and not sure the timeline of projects. Tips to stay organized of the project and timeline, and how to update those leading the deal? Just keep track of new info and provide as necessary?

I’m a junior in big law and in the short time I’ve been here, I’ve noticed that counsels produce perfect drafts and yet aren’t partners but partners can’t write two sentences without numerous typos. Shouldn’t counsels be partners and partners counsels instead?

Any recos on in-person Sketch App workshops in Los Angeles?

£200 for WFH equipment , what are you fishes getting

I’m a biomedical equipment technician how much do Michigan pays

Resume question I've had three positions over my career one of which lasted 3 months and that I got fired from, the job search took an additional 2 months. Is it worth it to leave the 3 month stint off my resume? It might be easier to explain getting fired then a 5-month gap I was thinking

Hi guys, can someone please help me understand what does "Senior Consultant in HR Band 4" mean?

BEST: Jeep
WORST: Michelob (wtf?)
MISSED OP: Olay

Google spot just killed me 😢

Trump just surprised me.

And now...and ad for music

CELEBRITIES ARE NOT A CONCEPT

Best - Jeep/Rocket Mortgage (Mamoa)
Worst - Olay/ Michelob Missed OP - Coke Energy (really odd)

Groundhog Day wins it for me. Perfect cultural reference to fit the message and a lovely execution.

The only qualifier to becoming an industry legend should be whether or not you’ve worked with Sam Elliot. Nay, his mustache. Prove me wrong.

I hate ketchup but somehow that Heinz ad is my favorite so far.

Gary Vee took credit for that baby nut commercial on Twitter. Love me some Gary Vee but not so much Baby Nut.

I’m already sick of Joe Buck.

That snickers commercial was amazing so far my fav. We should feed the world a snickers

Was anyone else expecting the Tide 'later' guy to show-up in the P&G ad? Missed opportunity? Or too expected?

Smarht Parhk? Nice .

Seems like “the button” is back as an advertising device. Been absent for a while but coming back in force this year.

Skinny Jason Mamoa 🤣🤣🤣

Is Baby Nut cuter than the E-Trade talking babies?

Karen what is the creative best work of your career? What work propelled you to your current role?

I’m beginning to think all the 2020 SB briefs started with... “we need a big personality to represent our brand.” Since when is celebrity a substitute for concept?🤔