So finally i found a sweet girl. She was my uber driver from airport. I felt a sudden "💙2💘" connection the first time we had an eye contact. Is it just me after busy season or what?#trollswelcome2💩

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Rolex!! So happy for you!!!

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Can I get her number that sounds awesome.

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Uber? I hardly knew 'er.

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Breaking my heart Rolex, I thought it was supposed to be you and me.

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Hopefully you dropped a business card or two in the Uber for her to find. (I know, pick up game is strong 💪🏼 )

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Contact uber/her because you "left something in her car" then when she gets in contact with you via email, ask for her number ;)

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I'm totally down for that as well. Sounds like a good time.

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^isn't being part of a drug cartel valid CPE training?? 😂😂 sorry your bubble burst Rolex. There will be more.

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Crowe 2.. i am sure he took the day to get out of the office. Chill.. leave roley alone.

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Rolex; narrowed you down to 3 possible people. You're the SF office, correct?

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Did you get 'em digits?

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Please tell me you got her number!

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Go Rolex! Be assertive and go get yer gal!

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Awwww.. roley... go for it!

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^😂😂

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Idk why but I thought Rolex was a female... (still possible I guess lol)

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Rolex is everything to everyone.

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Feed me bagels: yes i got her number.
Fraudster: i acted like a gentleman n directly asked for her number after 30 minutes of the drve. dint want to leave business card
Ey3: u re my first FB love. Uber girl was supposedly my side chick😜
Fraudster: some trolls address me as gay cuz i live in SFO. U think i m a female but bruh i got what u got in ur south😛
Ok so update for y'all. I got her number texted her after two days(rule-1 waiting period).
When i called her prolly she was high on something....Seems like she got laid in her uber few times (precisely 3 times as per her) cuz she was high on some second level drugs. She does uber for 1040 cover but her main business is selling coke and methadone and alot more. How am i suppose to respond to her. After 45 minutes phone call, I sat down on my couch in a state of shock then i took few good hits of a joint, and went to sleep😐. I dont see myself becoming part of a drug cartel operating from different parts of the world.

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Good one to pass on.

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CH2: my heart actually skipped a beat the moment we had the eye contact for the first time. Dint feel it in a very long time😐. I thought to myself, Godsent my search ended. She was the sweetest thing to talk to in her uber but over the phone i dont know how many lines did she sniff or god knows better. I dint project my needs at all infact for 45 minutes over phone she talked and i was on the hearing end.
Also, Those 30 minutes in uber meant a lifetime for me.
Yea, took day off cuz i was not in a mood to take bull from my SM so decided to dive in the sky.

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