Does failing a client drug test -> getting fired from firm?

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The only drug that stays in your system long enough to fail is weed.... a "drug" legal in many states for medicinal purposes and several states for recreational purposes. As someone who has consumed weed everyday for the past 5 years (much of which was cancer related) I find EY2's comment ignorant and offensive. If that makes me a degen, I'll wear the badge with pride.

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Don't Assess the Risk, and Enjoy OP

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Why would you fail it? You can take home tests to know. You'd be better skipping it.. if you may fail, don't take it

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And you should be fired. Daily reminder smoking drugs is degenerate

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Agree. I've actually been told by partners if you think you will fail don't take it.

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Yikes

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Better yet, if you're someone who does like to pack the occasional bowl.. just don't smoke when you're on the bench or onboarding

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D.A.R.E. OP

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How the fuck are you people my peers. You really going to take a drug test, not know you will pass, and risk the firms face to the client? 💣💥🌋🔚🔜❓☠️

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K1, but bench is the best time

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Which drugs? When is the test? It's a test and tests can be beaten! (Not life though)

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The test can be easily beaten.

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Nah you won't be. In fact you can say you don't want to take the drug test. ACN policy doesn't hold you against the drug standards that our clients do

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And you can indeed pass the test with someone else's piss OR several assisting treatments.

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Whew there's some drug police on here!! Imagine if we screened for cocaine...half of consultants would be out of a job. Doubt you'll get fired. Should probably notify your CC though.

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Depends

Just curious. May be rolling into an account that requires it. Circumstances have me a bit worried. But when push comes to shove, I know what the best option is

Yeah home test and skip worse case. Rooting for ya

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