Don’t you just love it when you’re C 99+ on southwest and the guy in the aisle acts like he’s doing you a huge favor by getting up so you can take the last middle seat?

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Return the favor by dropping SBDs the whole flight.

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Did you say "thank you so much for this immeasurable act of kindness! How could I ever repay you?"

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Your first mistake is being C99+

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Oh I love when that happens - just fans up every 15 minutes during your flight

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