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Hallelujah. Next do federal government.

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Happy to take one for the team.

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I saw a few interviews with Twitter employees during the acquisition process where they were like "yeah, we don't really work. I kind of left for a week and no one noticed."

I mean, it's not an extremely complicated infrastructure. It's just a text sharing app. They could probably do just fine with way less people.

After watching a few "gen Z" tech TikToks, I think there are a number of companies where this is applicable.

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Spoken like people who don’t understand tech. I’m sure there is some fat in the org but it isn’t 75%.

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Someone call the Based department

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He didn’t even need to hire us to gut the company for him

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Wow. Looks like he’s trying to be outlandish so someone stops the deal.

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Which will not work. Investors are going to get paid.

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Lunatic. In every sense of the word. 🌙🤑

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C1 … no, he’s kinda rich tho*

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Tgod. Useless ass app made by clowns

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Nice

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Bullish…

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Omg, he’s going to accelerate tech layoffs even more

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Doing a barbarians at the gate 80’s style slash and burn LBO?

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In an ideal world, Twitter would get bought out by musk and collapse instantly.

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On his favorite app, he kept getting harassed by scam bots so he bought the whole company to force them to fix it.

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Awesome move 👏🏾

Chill he's just laying off the fake employees...

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