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Do you maintain a CSR/Amex Plat even as a traveling consultant (assuming you are using Corp amex green)?

36F in Houston, Tx. New to the area and looking for friends.

Happy Friday! To spread joy, who do you want to give flowers to today?

What is the average salary of recruiting coordinator??

Are any other paralegals struggling with billable hour requirements? I have 5 years of experience in corporate transactions, M&A, and real estate work, and have never had billable hour requirements. I'm in a new job now where I do and I'm nowhere near meeting them. I'm getting a lot more admin work than billable work, and it's stressing me out.

Could someone learn acting without attending formal classes?

How many people get promoted to S1 from A2? Didn’t do well in A1.

I'm starting to grow concerned that so many auditors don't seem to know the difference between the UAE and Palestine, which are entirely different countries. One of which has a large history of war with Israel. One does not. One just signed a peace agreement with Israel, but it wasn't the one stuck in a decades long war. One constantly is under threat of having land annexed by Israel, but it isn't the one in the peace agreement, and Netanyahu has already said this agreement doesn't alter plans

Trying to narrow down my quarter life crisis. Currently I’m looking at a UX Design bootcamp, do people actually hire from these bootcamps?

Moving to Bay Area from NY, office in Sunnyvale. Good places to find apartments when you dont have a car and can walk down to places to eat, coffee etc. Any insights will be helpful. Thanks!

I’m a manager in PwC’s human capital practice. I’m getting recruiting messages from the other Big 4, as I imagine most of us are. I’m interested in hearing about human capital consultants who went from PwC to one of the other firms, as well as people who came from one of the other firms to PwC. Happily ever afters as welcome as horror stories here. Thanks!

Hi sharks,
How is the career growth for a Salesforce developer in the market in near future.

Interested in getting opinions on Wipflis benefits

What is the greenest olive oil you can get? In restaurants they would give you sometimes this beautiful bright green olive oil that’s delicious, but can’t seem to find where to buy it. 🥲
It’s for a present so something bougie would work

Hey fishbowls which is the better company to join ?? Trantor or Puresoftware?

So someone I know asked HR about a boot policy. When he found out that there wasn’t one, but his boss said there was (who gave the guys $ for boots and the claimed it on his expense reimbursements as something else) the boss got mad at him for askingHR (and in trouble for the expense reimbursements) and then 2 days later laid off my friend. There appears to be no notice of bad performance and this person always was the first person on the job site ready to work. Thoughts?

You know what sucks?

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

what if my whole life is a joke?

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Idk, how dumb are they?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Carnivorous lunar activities

Do you know what’s funny?