Every time I go on LinkedIn - I cringe so hard. I cannot believe the amount of kiss ass-ery I see on my feed.

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I think you are mis-using this bowl. We want the juicy cringe pasted here, buddy. Don’t keep it all to yourself 😁

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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