Ew. No BAD LINKEDIN, BAAAD!!! You're not friggen social media, staaaaph

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Yep. Shorts, soon to be termed as sharts. (Short articles).

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I thought sharts was something enigrely different, lol 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

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It's so annoying. But they are getting tons of engagement. I don't understand the people who enjoy this, but there are clearly a lot of them.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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