Friendly reminder:
Work-life balance during the holidays isn’t about doing zero work.
It’s about doing the right amount of work guilt-free, and the right amount of eggnog shame-free.
Set the out-of-office.
Mute the Slack channel called “URGENT (no really this time).”
Eat the extra cookie.
Answer one email from the couch in reindeer pajamas if you must.

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Oh no, it is about doing absolutely zero work for four days straight. I think I’ve earned that much.

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I get one day only. I won't be doing jack.

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What? I can’t hear you over the screams of joy from my kids and chatter from my parents. I’m on holiday

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Oh yeah I don't take phone calls from home ever.

Keep in mind that Holidays are about family. Unlike family, that job can fire you at any moment, no notice, no severance, no insurance to pay for your surgery, and no explanation. They don’t care about you as a person. You have always been, and will always be nothing to them.

Enjoy your Holidays with the right people.

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Absolutely. Enjoy your day!

Don't worry about it, my only work will be passing around big platters of food, opening bottles of beer, and yelling at the football players on the TV. I'm very much looking forward to turkey, stuffing, and what I hope will be worthwhile games. I'm thankful for quite a few things, and the days off will be included in that list.

sounds like my day! cheers!

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Sometimes the 5 mins it takes me to send an email is way less than the time it would take for everyone else to be screwing around trying to work around my absence, or it can give me peace of mind to know i moved something out of my court.

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