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I’ll go first....my desk is about 15 ft from the bathroom. Wife was at the store. I’m leading a workshop and my 4 year old is screaming from the bathroom “daddy wipe my butt!”

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My turn. I thought I was on mute and went to go grab my jug of water with my headphones still on and took one of those LOOONG gulps with the big exhale on the end. Ya know, the kind where water just kinda drizzles down your shirt but you don’t care and you’re feeling like a bit of a water slut. And you guessed it - I wasn’t on mute. No one said a thing

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