I’m so bored during this pandemic, I’m starting to consider having kids at some point.

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"Mommy where do babies come from?"

"Well sometimes when there's a pandemic people get bored. Thank you for entertaining me."

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Oh hey. That’s what I did. 21 weeks preggo now. Welcome to the club!
(Just makes sure you’d really keep the kid post-pandemic..)

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You too!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Please don't have kids just because you're bored. Don't even let that be a deciding factor.

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You convinced me. I’ll do it!

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Perhaps start with a hamster or, better yet, a goldfish first?

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Adopt, save a life

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