Getting to that point where I need to balance between being shitty at my job so I get rolled off, but not shitty enough to get fired

Watching “The Company Men”, anyone else scared of getting fired?

Desi 🐟, I'm a C at D and worried of the impending layoffs. Before having to leave the country, I want to learn as many all the skills US has to offer (beer brewing, wine making, US agritech etc) -

Accenture EU AI Lead has declared today - "Recession isn't going to hit us". Q3 saw 27% revenue growth with 3X market share growth. Hope there are no layoffs again 😶

What's the longest you've on the bench? I know someone that is about to hit 2 months.

My bf was laid off and switched industries during the pandemic and now I make 2x what he does (we used to be the same). He makes constant comments about it and clearly feels like a loser. How to help him feel less insecure / are we just doomed?

If you are on the bench even for 1 week, does that mean you are not wanted ?

Would tech bubble or housing bubble crash cause lots of layoffs in FDD? Worried about this coming soon.

Why are there are so many working age people in this coffee shop? Surely you can't all be consultants on the bench...

On the bench - enjoying cocktails in the unseasonably warm Chicago weather @ 4:30pm. Why can't all Monday's be like this?

Do you guys think cyber is somewhat relatively safer from more layoffs given there revenues vs other advisory groups?

What do you do your first week on the bench? Never been on the bench before 😭

I was interviewing with consulting firm, after clearing the final interview, I got laid off from uncle D. Now firm X is conducting a background check. If they find that I am not employed would they

How did your agency handle layoffs? All-agency meeting before they started? After they ended? Both?

Kinda sorta trying to predict if I’m losing my job tomorrow.

Going on the bench for 2 weeks between projects. What should be on my to do list?

If a firm (for e.g. PwC with MF Global) loses a pending law suit, are layoffs inevitable?

How many over here have friends and family that have been laid off

Woke up to an email asking if I can be in charge of version control for 3 different workbooks.....😤😤😤😤

Has anyone switched from apple to android? Did you regret your decision? Looking at a note 8

Are you all excited for Airbnb?

Do I need to fill out FBAR if on OPT/F-1? Have been here <5 years, but currently going through AOS process

Best diversion for 401k? Tried to rebalance.

BigLaw Equity Partners: how did you accumulate your book of business? Inheriting a book from a retired mentor, buddy went in-house at a huge corporation, or good old fashioned networking?

Regarding recruitment - when is the best time to disclose a baby coming within a few months? I don’t mind moving the start date back until after if necessary, just looking for the right time.

Any Houstonians traveling tomorrow? Somehow United doesn't let me check in online, nor selecting my seats. Any clue what's going on?

I have offer from CTS , HCL & TCS all the three Companies are offering almost similar CTC so can you please help me choose the best offer out of the 3