Got a call from a client saying their mouse cursor was "twitching" all over the screen, making it impossible for them to work. Before I went for the usual "have you tried turning it off and on again?" I just asked if they had any other mice connected or nearby. Turns out they had a Bluetooth mouse in their laptop bag that was switched on. They turned it off, and the cursor went completely still. They think I'm a miracle worker. lol!

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