Got asked how many instagram followers I have in a job interview.

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You dodged a fuckboy shaped bullet my friend

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Plus they hire known racists so you dodged many bullets

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Was it at Havas?

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I hope you said “what’s instagram? AM I BEING FOLLOWED?!” and ran out panicked.

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AD1 yes. yes it was.

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AD1 mmmmmmaybe

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@grey1 in Soviet Russian, instagram follow you

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Came to the comments to say Havas

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Come to make a Havas joke. Havas already did it for me.

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This is the society we created

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The correct answer is: “I’m not even on Instagram because I’d rather fill what little free time I have when not trying to solve my clients problems with art, books, films, fun, and family.”

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Havas found interns on Tinder so this follows

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My insta is private, and none of your business, interviewer person.

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@Facebook 1, says the person who works at Facebook.... 🤨

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I didn’t, but I could tweet it to them now

@Havas we wonderin 🤑 China #theTea? thx fam 💯

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What does that have to do with anything? You can buy thousands of followers for a few bucks.

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Glad your interview was focused on the important stuff.

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@VP1 - 4

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Why is Havas such an obvious answer? Is it because of what’s his name ‘text me your idea’ guy ?

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