Great barter, but I heard, "If you help me with my Excel sheets, I will share my Apple Music subscription with you". Not sure these exchanges are completely legal, but it sounds like such a great idea. Any of you in arrangements like this 😂

Can someone offer some advice on how to potentially join finance transformation at the Big 4?

Working in a start-up and love having an impact on the product. Things have been too chaotic tho. Thinking of recruiting for a big tech company but not sure if it's for me- anyone willing to chat?

LOS- Tax, retain shows no hours booked for the next few weeks. Asked my coach and he responded not enough work to give all associates 50-55 hours...I haven't received warnings- should I be concerned?

I am so sick and fed up with some of the older clients at my job. I know it's my responsibility to take care of them, but they're just so sexist sometimes.

Can someone refer me. Currently at Accenture with 11 yoe. Skills..automation testing Using selenium and Java.

Does EY India provides free transportation to its employees ?

Anyone in Montreal?

Over the last couple of months I’ve interviewed for a number of jobs and made it to second and third round interviews but never got an offer. My last interview was on Monday and I got feedback that I did not get selected because it did not seem like I was a a team player. Ive got three interviews coming up and l am wondering how I can improve my chances of getting an offer. Any ideas are welcome. I need a new job like yesterday.

How is the IBM Consulting practice in Canada? How does it compare to the Big4 consulting practices, and what sort of projects/clients does it work with?

Heads up -- UHG just commenced mass layoffs within Sales and Network and other divisions. We're talking Directors, Sr. Directors, and VPs axed. Next round is in November. Foreshadowing Recession!

Is there a special title at your company for a Project Manager that works on product development and not an IT project manager?

An example might include launching a new product from conception through form writing, rating, filing, programming, training, and implementation, or the transfer of products from an acquisitions writing company to ours.

What benefit you love most at your firm?

Can anyone share some tips or suggestions for the Sr. Program Manager final rounds of interview? Trying to prepare as much a as possible.

Looking for fitness inspiration/tone up type of content on YouTube targeted to females. Anyone has amazing Youtubers they are subscribed to?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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