Guys… I’m sorry. This one is on us.

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Does he call Tim and Bob “daddy”?

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This had me 😂😂😂😂

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This was the first post to make me physically wince…nice work 👍

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I bet this guy fantasizes about entering the mile high club with Tim and Bob every time he flies...

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Geesh, he has something on his nose 💩👃

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Off topic…PwC is not the place it once was.

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Man, that is hard to read.

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Of course he likes running PwC. That beats having an unhappy person in charge.

You have got to be kidding me!

King of ass kissing

Do these consultants have no emotion? This sounds like it was written with AI

Is this the same PwC that in 2012 failed to spot HSBC's involvement in a multinational, multi-billion $ money laundering scam, for which HSBC were fined $1.9bn? Or the one that failed to protect HSBC from £64m fines for unacceptable failings in money laundering in 2021? That PwC?

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Either Havas’ leadership is in complete denial, or now they’re going to start cannibalizing each other.. 🍿🍿🍿

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The head of the floor is sitting right before me. Every day he passes by me.. Not a single word..not even answering to other people's greetings... 100% sure the guy hates my guts - how to change this?

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If you break into MBB through an implementation arm can you transfer practices (e.g. procurement implementation to Marketing & Sales)

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Happy Monday All!


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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

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It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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