Hello guys,

My office laptop got damaged during my home journey and it’s not working now. I am planning to go to ITS tomorrow. Will Deloitte charge me for this ? 😢😢 If any one have any idea about this, please let me know.

Thanks

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You know it was damaged by you
I know it was damaged by you
So just tell them your little nephew or pet dog broke it

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lol yea heard a similar story. Water got spilt on laptop by a non existent cat 😇

Palang tod performance❎
Laptop tod performance ✅

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Tell them your laptop tried to commit suicide due to work load and apprantly succeeded. 😬

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Yes just like 2 months back accidentally water was spilt on my friends laptop by their non existent cat

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