Hey CD who just laughed at my “layoffs at the White House” post, you should give me a job. 😏

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For real. I’ve got like three more jokes as good as that one and one of them might win you a Gold Lion.

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I respect this.

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LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN. @CD please give them a chance !!

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