How to get an interview? Do it this way!

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I initially took this for a joke, when it suddenly occurred to me that this is exactly the kind of approach that some "alpha" podcast bro would recommend to Gen Z job seekers.

Kids, do not try this at home.

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Misinformation for clout is real

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Reminds of me the time Ted the sentient teddy bear interviewed for that job at the grocery store. (Google: Ted Job Interview if you want to see it. I don’t want to get reported again.)

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OMG!! I've never seen that before!

I get so many cold emails where the sender pretends to know me and/or my business and is overly familiar and friendly that I think I’d prefer to get one with some more attitude. Like “Hey Fuckface! Hire our offshore dev team to build your shit. Otherwise you’re an idiot.” It’d be oddly refreshing. I still wouldn’t respond, but maybe I’d actually feel something.

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Hotmail still exists?

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This is so funny to me.

If a job rejects yours application, reject their rejection. 🥂

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Abdalla came guns blazing

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I would give that one a phone interview.

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I applied for a position in KpMg uk and got call from KpMg Bangalore. Has someone routed my profile to India?

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Synechron Inc. Coforge Coforge ltd

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There must be a Naruto, One Piece or even Sailor Moon version of this somewhere....

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Party starter number two…

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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Cringe for today!
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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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