I eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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Do you also put it in your hair to look younger?

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I lick the plate sometimes. If I like what I ate and need to finish up the sauce

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Things one does when eating alone...

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I dip my feet in mayonnaise and lick my toes

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Too far

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Is the Mayo from Hellman’s at least.

Dukes is the best. Way better than Hellman’s for most Mayo applications.

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My cubemate was a PT. One say he caught me eating a spoonful of nutella out of the jar. He scared me when he saw me and yelled "what are you doing?!?"

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