Big nerd alert - If you tell me your 1. Gender 2. Current city 3. City of birth 4. Religion 5. Race, I can guess if you are a Democrat or Republican to a 98% accuracy level.

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Thanks but pass on providing details.

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Close enough. No party affiliation.

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Female
Miami
Boston
Mixed mutt
Religion is love

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Yup. Self-degradation when it comes to race is definitely partisan.

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Do you need mothers maiden name and street I grew up on too?

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Please include the security pin on the back of the card (four digit # on front if Amex)

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If you’re willing to provide all 5 there’s a 90% chance you’re a Democrat 💁

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Makes sense. Made by Deloitte

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Any American should be able to do the same with how polarizing our politics have become

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🤫 that’s my secret

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This is perhaps the strangest "A/S/L?" post ever. 🤷‍♂️

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What if I voted for Harambe?🧐🧐🧐

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You are just asking for selection bias. You have to ask people for their info and not tell them what it's for.

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True that

Prob is the only people who will post this are purposefully showing they aren’t the stereotypes people think they are 🥴

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True that

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Is this supposed to be impressive or creepy?

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Okay bud

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That’s called stereotyping…. Big whoop

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Female
Mid-Atlantic/south
Midwest
Catholic
White

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Just DMed you

1. Female
2. Houston
3. Bangalore
4. Hindu
5. Asian

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Close. Even I’m not sure myself. I voted for Republicans and Democrats in the last ten years.

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Female
Washington, DC
Nigeria
Christian
Black

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😂🤣 I assumed so but I’m taken!

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Please understand that identity politics is toxic. We don’t need more separation of people and judging them like a pollster.

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This is a weird virtual carnival game

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That’s not a guess!

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You don’t need income or NW?

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No, see multiple threads in other bowls for that

1. Male
2. NY
3. São Paulo (Brazil)
4. No religion
5. White

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Spent first 10 years in Brazil, went back to do college most of college there as well

Aso, BS! 10-20% of the population identifies as party other than those two. So with your two option guess choices you are statistically gauaranteed to be wrong far more than 2% of the time!

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Republican

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You want the last four of the social too?

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