I feel like the best way to conduct layoffs is send out a purposefully inaccurate email and see who replies all and asks to be removed. Done.

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Kyle the analyst: "Please take me off this chain"
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Send the email from ‘ReplyHere2getFired@hr.com’ just so you are legally covered. Essentially, they will have resigned so no severance!

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