I got hit on by a homeless guy on a bicycle in Vancouver and a guy who looks like Nacho from Nacho Libre, but bigger (he was wearing an anime shirt and khaki shorts) in LA. Is it wrong to not feel flattered? 😑😑😑

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Beggars can be choosers 😉

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Bicycle or unicycle very important 🤨

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I might have said yes if it was a unicycle

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Srsly tho, on the bright side, least u got hit ON
My sister who is a woman got hit BY a homeless man in NYC...smh

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Yeah I read this as hit by…in which case head to the doctors asap to get tetanus and vax shots

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“It’s not my fault I’m so pretty”

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The problem is, I’m not 😂😂😂. But I guess the homeless needs to shoot their shot too lol. Just hate the fact that these two seem to be the only types that hit on me 🤣🤣🤣

Work it girl work it!

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Literally homeless people cat call women if you walk on the street alone. (Both SF and Philly and they are f*ing annoying). So no, nothing wrong with hating that

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One time, a homeless man sat next to me on the bus and told me I had really nice eyes. Then he offered me his inhaler. That was nice of him, but I politely declined. I'm a guy btw.

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SA1 DMs don’t allow pictures :(

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