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I had a dream that I forgot to mute on a weekend firmwide call, began gossiping with my roommie about who's fucking who & what a fluid-covered mess it was, &my boss fake fired me to teach me a lesson

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Best one I've been on was a weekend call with a client and one of the analyst in another office was playing called of duty and forgot to mute.. Client sounded nervous and asked if everyone was okay..

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@laz1 it was a dream fam

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Call of Duty*

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Seriously? Pretty impressed your boss went as far as the fake firing. Would've paid to see that!

Damn. Missed that. Since when did we start posting our dreams on fishbowl?

Hahahaha classic

Bahaha it's only a matter of time until I have a mute mishap taking a shit

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