I once had a coworker who scheduled meetings to say they were busy
They’d book their entire calendar
Then, tell people they were swamped
I caught on when three of those meetings had no one else in them
Corporate stealth mode is wild
What’s the sneakiest thing you’ve seen someone do to avoid real work?

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One of the sneakiest things I’ve ever witnessed at work was someone taking a ‘bathroom break’ that lasted over 2 hours, just to avoid doing any work. Turns out, he was in there the whole time scrolling on his phone. Still baffles me to this day

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Nah no peeking, I was just as surprised. He actually opened up about it later during a vulnerable chat. Said it was the only way he could mentally check out without calling in sick. Still wild though.

Define real work? 20 years in consulting and I’d say you could gut most companies and the same amount of work would get done. It’s mostly non productive.

Everyone acts busy these days, a day's work can be stretched for weeks.

Someone mentioned that even walking faster in the office would make it look busy and essential 😂

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