I probably have 10 thoughts a minute that could get me fired. Am I the only one?

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I don’t like child plays, I only have one thought an hour that could get me locked away in G Bay.

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1 that'll get me fired and 1 that'll get me life without parole.

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Mostly sexual I guess

Those are rookie numbers. Time to up your game 🤣

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