"I think people are more annoyed that exchanging pleasantries is not second-nature than about who we are as people."

anyone else struggling to buy a place to live in the LA area? the realtor is telling me a JD mortgage with low will make my offer less appealing. has anyone had that experience? there’s no way i’m getting near a 20% down payment on these high prices any time soon.. not sure if i should just give up and try another time

My HR rep told me that to apply for your CPA license in MA you only need 1 year of work experience, not 2009 billable hours. Didn't sound right- can anyone confirm/deny?

I’m a Junior accountant, recent MBA grad in Finance, located in NYC, just got laid off due to a merger. Anybody hiring or know any opening positions?

What additional certifications and/or training do you recommended to help boost your credentials in the Healthcare and/or Public Health arena? I currently work for a hospital system (managing litigation and involved with risk management) and trying to help make myself more versatile long term.

Mckinsey fish, how is implementation practice? How does it compare to general consulting? How is the growth trajectory? Got an opportunity to join as implementation consultant but I am worried it will be a step down (will be taking a paycut as well).

Currently working in Clinical trials feasibility getting an opportunity in Evalueserve healthcare consulting - is it worth taking up the opportunity. Having worked previously in consulting feel it's too hectic but in terms of the long term which is better?

Hi fishes,

How is it to work for Reliance Jio?
My tech stack is angular
And why they are giving deputy manager designation?
Is that the grade ?

Who is everyone voting for this coming city election? I don't want another four years of John Tory.

What's a good Software Engineering salary in Stockholm, Sweden?
I am currently making a bit more than 40k/year, and I have gotten extremely mixed information about whether it's a good salary or not

More info:
-I am under 20 years old and self taught, but I work on-par with the rest of the team (all of them except me have degrees ranging from master's to PhD), I don't know how much the other team components make
-I work with embedded software development with mostly C and C++

Finance jobs that aren’t a call center. Current licenses SIE-6-63 and I just need to know my options.

Is it just me or are the banks revolving doors for advisors? They want you to work the book of business you don’t own, tirelessly. I love morning huddles said no one ever 😂 - love - former bank fa

Hi All,

Anyone having android developer account,
Need to test the hosting of an application on play store.
Any lead or help ld be really helpful.
We can collaborate as well.

DM for Oracle referral.

Hello fishes
Does anyone know how long it is taking for Netherlands to process HSM visa?

Hi Team,

How much can expect for Solution Architect role in top tier companies of Netherlands and Germany location.

I have 12 years of experience.

Any ex IBM GBS fishes that moved to AWS ProServ. Any regrets ?

Just got another rejection... Is exiting to FAANG or MB really this hard? Trying to go tech.. or mbb, but not getting anywhere. I have 2 masters (mba, ms) from top schools, been in consulting for over 10 years, I am confident that I know my stuff well..but still I keep getting rejected. Interviewed with Google, Amazon, Cisco, McKinsey, and a few others and every-time there is something that is not a match... are the hiring managers looking for like 100% match? That will never happen!!!

which agencies are hiring juniors?

Hi all - does anyone know the opportunity for travel between EY firms internationally? Currently at Deloitte by looking to move somewhere where it’s easier to do time abroad and have heard EY is better for this. Thanks in advance.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"