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I thought I was cute and adorable until I saw myself on zoom every moment of the day. I now know I a so average 😒

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I know I’m a fairly ugly dude so it’s not been as much of a shock, but I agree it’s not great having to look at my own bored face all day.

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I have more chins than I remember.

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Post pic so that I can verify

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😊

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Zoom has the same effect as a front camera

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Yeah I look way better on zoom than in real life

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Zoom has a beauty mode setting just fyi

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Via desktop app: open app > settings > video > click “touch up my appearance” for an instagram worthy filter that will blur your wrinkles and erase those bags. You are very welcome 🤣

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Hey at least you’re that I’m like way below that. I’m embarrassed to show myself

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With ya, friend. I thought i was a lot better looking before Zoom proved otherwise 😐

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are your participants hollywood stars?

Honestly I thought I looked so good on zoom today but then I realized it is because I’m a complete slob when I don’t have the pressure of video conference

I thought I was good looking, and after all this Zoom stuff, still feel like I am good looking.

I’ve had the same experience

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