I wish I was that flexible.

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More like Managing Director, Head of Risk at Bendable.

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Clearly this what you post when you have your head up your a**

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Literally!

What a weird post

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The LI cringe this week has been pure gold. It’s like people are trying to one-up each other

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🍑💨😲

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"Head of Risk"

The jokes write themselves.

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The pose is "upward facing Cringe" I believe

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Didn’t analyze the risk of VPL wearing boyshorts with leggings

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Me? I wish my wife was that flexible

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Maybe that’s how she got the promotion. Stay flexible people 🥰

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Flexible risk management head

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Brag much? Get your head out of your a**!

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That smell ..

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Omg moment of the week. I know who that is!

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I have no personal experience to attest to her level of flexibility. On brand, yes, but even more so than I thought.

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I hope this was accidental

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My cat does the same pose.

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WTF this chat be real

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Head of Risk would have me ready to risk it all bending like that 😍

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Maybe this is to celebrate finally extracting her head from you know where 🤷🏻

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I woke up today tired.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This is how I feel!!!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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