If evolution was fair men would do pregnancy/birth and women would do breastfeeding or vice versa

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Honestly, I don’t think they could handle either, which is why women get to do both. I mean, you should see my husband when he gets a cold

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Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me 😂😉

Ah, nature, known for its broad application of "fairness"

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Who defines what is fair in this scenario?

The input and output of parenthood

But then who would generally be left to go do battle in the trenches

Genuinely confused now. These responses dont seem to fit any logical flow of information in this made up scenario where men breastfeed or give birth.

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