Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Anybody interested in opportunities at ZS? DM me for referrals.

Has anyone gone through bcgs experienced hire recruiting?

Where is a great place to find Graphic Designer positions, with solid companies that are willing to compensate at fair market value? I’ve tried Indeed and LinkedIn, but no luck landing even so much as an interview.

How do you deal with the following - 1) lack of general organization in life, note taking, keeping track of your relationships and 2) attention to detail. These 2 things have been bothering me a lot. We all are smart as hell but silly mistakes such as spelling mistakes, broader checks to be done on the deck is killing me. Also I feel the lack of organization in personal life blows into professional as well. If you are a consultant how do u deal with it ?

Do persistent systems provide home desktop setup bonuses??

More Americans died in Trump's Capitol assault than in Benghazi.

Hi All, which is best company to work for cyber security employees?

What are the salary expectations for a non technical program manager in cloud? T2 city, 2 YOE. Also, what is the salary progression for this role?

Anyone have thoughts about blockchain technology augmenting any procurement processes? Contracts, payments, etc. Seems like available platforms are still a immature.

Skinny Jason Mamoa 🤣🤣🤣

Hello, I am new to the app. Looking for likes so I can dm please.

Hey how to get pluralsight access?

Pic thread! Pic thread!! Pic thread damn it!!! Come on everyone!!!!!

How long would it take an experienced web developer to build a basic website like something you would see in square space/webflow templates assuming Figma designs were already made?

Doing a new business "take potential new clients out for drinks" thing. Any advice on keeping my sobriety on the DL?

(1/2) Hi all, based in the UK 🇬🇧, would appreciate your advice on how I could break into product management.

Context: Graduated in 2019 (Finance), 2 years at EY as a business consultant on mix of pmo projects and tech projects where I was developer (data vis, power platform, sql, vba, data analysis etc.). Joined Google on a 6 month contract as a data analyst.

Should I be applying for product analyst roles? Should I apply for strategy consulting? Could I go straight for prod mgmt roles?

Need advice! I accepted an offer mid Oct and just found out my new company opened a new role above me at the title I was asking for originally but was told I would move up when they were ready to build out the team. I am over qualified for my role now and already meet the exp of the new role above me. Very salty and feel like they are setting me up to feel stuck before I even start. What do I did?

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.