Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

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Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

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What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

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I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

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What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

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I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

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Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

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This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

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