Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Hi sharks, can anyone refer me for .Net full stack profile in Optum gurgaon/noida location
Yoe 7.5 years

Can anyone pls help me in RRP ??

Hey friends! I’m looking for some recommendation for a 2-3 days trip (ski, cross country ski, or anything in nature) around the Northeast (drivable from Boston). Would prefer to rent isolated cabins over hotels, but open to any rec at this point. Thanks!!!! :)

Is ETH still a good investment?

Things you wish someone would have told you before starting a career in marketing?

Hello fishes,

I have got offers from EXL and Genpact for Data Engineering Consultant position both with same payscale, I am a bit skeptical of which one to choose. YOE : 5 years
And how much remuneration can I expect from EXL with 5 yoe in Azure Data Engineering(ADF+Synapse+Databricks+PySpark+SQL) domain?

Will request you guys for your feedback.

Thanks in advance

Has recession started??

Hi everyone! I’m pivoting from working in politics in search of a role in DEI. I have 1.5 YOE managing multiple campaigns and a BA in Global Studies & MA in Ethnology. I have experience working in and with non-profits and a passion for people and culture. I’d love to connect to hear about your journeys & advice for an early career transition!

How much % hike we can expect from IC2 to IC3 under stevemiranda org ?

What’s the biggest cost during weddings? The venue or food... 🤔

Hey FF!
Undertaking H1B transfer this week.The new employer has asked for previous H1B application packet. Is this typically something they request? I wanted to redact previous salary info. Thoughts?

How to pivot into consulting with corporate operations experience?

What would you do in this situation? I signed a schedule A for one weeks work at Company A for $600 per day and then company B offered me 2 weeks work at $800 per day.

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww