What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyone selling dodger tickets tonight

Are any other paralegals struggling with billable hour requirements? I have 5 years of experience in corporate transactions, M&A, and real estate work, and have never had billable hour requirements. I'm in a new job now where I do and I'm nowhere near meeting them. I'm getting a lot more admin work than billable work, and it's stressing me out.

Seek the Lord while he may be found, call upon him while he is near... - Isaiah 55:6

#DontMissOut

I recently switched to a developer role in a product based company from a support engineer for past 4 years in a service based company. I got a good hike as well.

Since I did it I think anyone can do it. Let me know if my experience can be of your any help.
Happy to help!

Hi All,

First time posting here:)

Who could hep me to understand what would be a reasonable range of salary for an Account Manager position in Germany for a telecom company? With 3 years of indutry experience but not on that role.

Thanks a lot in advance for who could help.

Anyone else feeling less respected/ appreciated from Gen Ed teachers, you collaborate with? If so, how do you deal with this?

Are marketing agencies really required to have their employees come into the office? We all work using computers and sharing our files in the cloud, the only time we see each other is for meetings, which can absolutely be done through Zoom. How is your job handling this atm?

Do you think earning potential decreases by quite a bit if you exit to industry as a senior?

Can I pass the four tests by just studying multiple choice questions? Does anyone know the ratio of MQ and the SIMs in terms of how important they are to the final test score

I have been working in sales/account management for 7 years. My ctc is 8 lpa. I feel I'm paid less. What should be the ideal salary considering the experience i have

Recruiters, my position as senior in-house counsel at a privately held electronics manufacturing company was eliminated recently due to COVID. Looking for opportunities in the Mpls/Chicago areas. Open to networking or discussing any open opportunities. Experience includes development and purchasing contracts, distribution agreements, patents, trademarks, licensing, data privacy for an international organization with a legal department of one.

Several years ago a gay male acquaintance said he didn't date Black guys. It made me bristle but I was not surprised. Now he's married to one. I feel in a way vindicated every time I see his loving social media posts with his Black husband of like 5 years or so now.

How did he get over his apparent aversion to Black men enough to go and marry one? Where would he be if he hadn't had a change of heart?

I wish there were a tactful way to remind him he said that and watch as he eats his words...

Hi fishes,

Please give me 11 like for DM... Thanks in advance 😊

Something strange happening one day call is coming one day it's not

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool