Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

I have 200k in HYS. Currently have 1k in BTC. Id like to start DCA to diversify my investments. How do you recommend this? Should I buy a bunch outright and then start investing 5-10% of each paycheck?

Now that it’s officially peach season. Best peach things (fresh peaches, peach drinks, etc.) and where to find them in ATL?

Hey Accenture Team!
I’m a L9 consultant based out of San Francisco, California who was impacted by recent lay off at Accenture. I wanted to understand as per WARN Act California employees are to be given at least 60 days notice, however I was only given 3 weeks notice. Can I challenge this?

Any Black Friday kitchen gadget deals you're looking at?

Koia Keto milkshakes! :) My new quick breakfast or dessert. Blend it up with ice and extra MCT.

Are there any restaurants offering a take-home Christmas dinner? Like they make the food and you just heat it up when you bring it home?

Favorite mobile strategy games? (iOS) Would be great to find something I can also play offline

Does anyone feel robbed? We waited 8 years for Night King to die of a sneak attack? I havent watched Endgame yet but that’s like Thanos dying cause Antman crept up on him

Looking to sublease my 1 bedroom apartment at Nema San Francisco for the month of May. The unit is on the 22nd floor with amazing views of the city. Original rent is $4300 but willing to give away for $2000 for the month. If anyone is interested or has any leads please dm me.

ATL Pride anyone?

What are some of your favorite science podcasts to listen to?

Anyone in downtown bk or Williamsburg wants to join our board game group?

We are currently a group of 3, but one person is moving to west coast soon, which reduces our board game options and complexity!

We tend to hangout with limited groups of friends and meet up at least every other week. So ideally just want to find 1-2 more like-minded people to join us.

If you are interested, please leave a comment with what are your top 3 board games and a description of your personality :)

We flew back from Ireland today on Delta. Our connecting flight from JFK at 6:10 was cancelled while we were flying over the Atlantic Ocean, and we were rebooked on a 3:40 instead (2.5 hours earlier) but not notified. I received no email, text or app notification of the flight cancellation or the new flight we were placed on, so we missed it. They now cannot get us home tonight and won’t even guarantee they can get us home tomorrow, impacting my work, (cont)…

New to city, looking for good restaurant recommendations please.

Due to politics in team against me, I was given C band for my performance and now I am ineligible for DCA 202. Any suggestions on how to increase salary within tcs or I will have to wait for next cycle?

What are your favorite restaurants in Chelsea and West Village? Friebd is coming up for a week and we’d like to do an extensive food tour of the area. Looking for anything from a quick bite to fine dining. All recs greatly appreciated!

Going for a cyber SRC interview in San Diego. What’s the salary for Senior consultant 2 and 3? At pwc it’s around 120k. Wondering what’s in EY.

Anyone picking up a new language during the lockdown? Personally I’m exploring Erlang and loving it so far.

Best Divorce lawyer in Delaware county. Need recommendations.

Hi Dance Teachers! What have been your favorite “get to know you activities” over zoom on the first few days of school?

Hi Folks.. Anybody here with core Financial services industry work experience and have career switched to IT domain (specifically into RPA)? Thanks

How should I pivot to Wealth Management as a Credit Analyst for a commercial bank? I’ve worked as a credit analyst for about a year after graduating in finance last year. I also interned at a wealth management firm while in college. Any advice is appreciated!

Anyone able to see the moon in NJ?

Nursing is the only job I've had where I've wanted to quit every week. I always come back to it.

How long have you been on the bench currently? I’ll start: 2 months

Hi Guys,
Anyone joined CTS as lateral hires still in bench more than 30 days. If you got the project recently, pls guide how to get the project.

And if have openings in ADM domain let me know

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Are Vanguard target funds good options to invest my 401k money in?

I have 200k in HYS. Currently have 1k in BTC. Id like to start DCA to diversify my investments. How do you recommend this? Should I buy a bunch outright and then start investing 5-10% of each paycheck?

Flunked an OA
Really Sad

24k miles on my SQ5 and it’s telling me the brake pads needs to be replaced. Is this normal? Aren’t they supposed to last longer than that?

What are some examples where you feel included at your organization?

Is it a bad idea to leave public after 2 years + senior title?

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)