It's Thursday : ORD Peasants, repeat after me. Always fucking take the laptop out of the laptop bag...

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Why are you taking out bags at TSA Precheck? Oh, you aren't in Precheck? Look who the peasant is now.

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I can't understand your gibberish, peasant.

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Exchanges like this are why I love this app

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Let's all call each other peasants because that's the cool thing to do...peasant

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TSA line was longer today fuckwad

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"Who's that then?" "I don't know. Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got shit all over him."

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NERDS!!!!

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Peasants is a joke. Got started by some fool on Instagram. Figured that was a given. Exchanges like this don't happen in real life is exactly why I give two shits before I write it...

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And if no TSA pre check why don't you have priority line?

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This has turned into a wonderfully entertaining mosh-pit of post.

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OP is a noooodle!!!!

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You don't have exchanges like this in real life? These are how nearly all of my bar conversations go.

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Even if the TSA line was longer it still moves much faster

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Rekt

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Why remove your company before posting you ingrate short excuse for a consultant?

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A big, wet, floppy noooodle!

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Lol. Jokes aside. I enjoy you all. Fishbowl always puts a smile on my face especially when intwined in a discussion with dipshits I'd actually never hang out with in person.

I love this thread. Has made my flyday that much better

Even the long Ord lines take 15 min tops. Pro tip: far end on the right, international 🙏🏼

^^ long Ord TSA lines**

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