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LOL I mean that's one way to build rapport...maybe they're just waiting for you to bring it up haha

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HAHAHAH this comment made me laugh.

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I literally had to double-take! Talk about an ice breaker🤣. You're hilarious, OP!

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Hahahahaha

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I'll have what they're having...

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Yes, this is the proper etiquette.

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Ohh. Interesting. After you, OP. Lol

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