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Is that Jamie's illegitimate brother from Mexico?

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If a harmless joke about a harmless spelling slip boils your blood this much, maybe seek therapy 🫶

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All rise for the weekly RTO thread!

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I heard Jamie Dimon's leaked audio on YouTube. While I respect his right to his opinion, it was really disturbing to hear him drop F bombs and berating employees about the hybrid schedule in a Town Hall with the whole company on the call. I feel like he may be auditioning for a role in the Trump administration, as I am sure Trump would love his commentary. Either way, it was very unprofessional and I think JP Morgan will lose a lot of employees over his remarks and also the 5 Day RTO policy. I personally think that companies want do a "layoff" by having people quit over the RTO policy since they won't have to pay a severance. Then in a couple years when the market is back to being a job seeker market, these companies will say that its OK to work a hybrid schedule again.

Jamie is awful when he took over Bank One he let 5k people go on day 2 and he targeted employees that worked at the bank more than 20 years

That’s much better than letting the bank fall and have to fire way more people than the 5k or whatever it was.

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