Just a reminder on how to stay “Active” on skype

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No one asking what consulting firm has a hammer as part of the standard consulting toolkit...?

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Bastards!

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Why?! Ppl bother you when you are active. When you are away on the other hand...

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Or just log out of Skype. No one knows whether you are active or inactive unless we are looking for you. At that point I’m more annoyed you are active and ignoring me than logged out and potentially doing something useful...

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Lol that's for beginners. There are software programs which can move your pause periodically. Next gen shit

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Or just play YouTube videos on mute 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Traitor!! You've given us away..

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Mousejiggler.exe

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Can you install a macro program (autohotkey). It takes two secs to write a program to simulate mouse clicks. Might be able to do it in powershell as well

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BCG1 - you’re living in 3018!

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Who gets mad? Who could possibly be checking on you? This is news to me

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For the people that are taking this seriously, just relax because it’s a joke. I don’t care if I show up as offline or away...

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Let’s increase your digital IQ - I recommend move mouse - it’s an app btw

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Mouse move! I’ve used it for 5 years and installed in week one as an analyst

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Wouldn’t a mousejiggler type app show up on security team audits of your system? Feel like it’s not banned specifically but doesn’t look good.

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D1 yeah but if you’re benched, they get mad at you if you’re offline all day. Thus the youtube method works pretty well

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You are all adults, you don't need to front like you're available on instant messenger all the time even when you are not. Just get your shit done and be a dependable team member when it counts. Idgaf what my proj management thinks about how often im "away" if I perform on point.

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Check out a program called Caffeine (freeware). Don’t need to install or run as admin

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Really... I’m just out of pocket when on the bench. I have my phone. That’s enough. Unless I’m doing BD, then of course I’m working from my bed.

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