Just finished a 2 hour Webex session with the clients on a Saturday night helping them finish their freaking work🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I'm a dead 🐟 now

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Write your client's name on the back of your hand, sit on it for 20 minutes, and then wank off...No reach around but at least you can pretend you're getting something from them for your trouble!

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