Let the Google situation be a warning that anyone who writes a 10-page memo on anything deserves to be fired

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Except dogs. Dogs are great. Unless the author doesn't like dogs. Then fire them.

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^ agree. Dogs should never be fired for writing 10 page memos. Cats neither. It's just that cats would never bother with a 10pager. They'd come, knock if off someone's desk and leave.

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Bad dogs too. All dogs.

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Ok I thought that this post was obviously excluding dogs. Good dogs are always welcomed in 10 pages or more.

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This post went from "yes that's right" to "Fuck Yeah"

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The dude definitely had great luck with the women throughout his life

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What I don't understand is why one would even take the time to write that. He was doing the most one could do. Unless he were a dog, then it'd be okay

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Im appalled someone actually had the time to write the scholarly 10 page memo... They must actually have a life outside of work. If I had a life... I wouldn't spend it writing memos that do not contribute to my career. I wish I had a life...

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Dogs aren't known for doing heavy statistical analysis

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Why is anyone calling it a memo? It wasn't.

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I wonder what Freud would say about his problems with women.

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Should've taken a page from our NA CEO Julie, video memos only

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I did and it did not

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Someone please write a 10 page dog memo. 🐕 🐩🐶

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That's why I don't write eminence

@S&1 did you read it? It had a ton of statistical evidence

First the dog would also need to find a keyboard that fit its paws

The fact that he sent anything political across an internal listserv is immature and flat out stupid regardless of the opinion espoused. Especially at a place like google. You should know better and have common sense not to do that. Save it for your buddies on WoW

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