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Except dogs. Dogs are great. Unless the author doesn't like dogs. Then fire them.
^ agree. Dogs should never be fired for writing 10 page memos. Cats neither. It's just that cats would never bother with a 10pager. They'd come, knock if off someone's desk and leave.
Bad dogs too. All dogs.
Ok I thought that this post was obviously excluding dogs. Good dogs are always welcomed in 10 pages or more.
This post went from "yes that's right" to "Fuck Yeah"
The dude definitely had great luck with the women throughout his life
What I don't understand is why one would even take the time to write that. He was doing the most one could do. Unless he were a dog, then it'd be okay
Im appalled someone actually had the time to write the scholarly 10 page memo... They must actually have a life outside of work. If I had a life... I wouldn't spend it writing memos that do not contribute to my career. I wish I had a life...
Dogs aren't known for doing heavy statistical analysis
Why is anyone calling it a memo? It wasn't.
I wonder what Freud would say about his problems with women.
Should've taken a page from our NA CEO Julie, video memos only
I did and it did not
Someone please write a 10 page dog memo. 🐕 🐩🐶
That's why I don't write eminence
@S&1 did you read it? It had a ton of statistical evidence
First the dog would also need to find a keyboard that fit its paws
The fact that he sent anything political across an internal listserv is immature and flat out stupid regardless of the opinion espoused. Especially at a place like google. You should know better and have common sense not to do that. Save it for your buddies on WoW