My hair looks really good on zoom today. But not real life

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Zoom is the new real life

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^ Came here to say this!

Teams should allow virtual makeup

Zoom does face filtering. God damn life saver out here.

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Serve them face!!

Facts! The flow is nice in the hair. In real life, I have no clue what’s going on

Why’re you using zoom and not Teams?

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