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My stomach just growled loud enough that folks on the skype meeting had to ask me to mute.

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Lmao! Effing Skype never picks up anyone saying the one critical thing. But one growl, burp, or background noise and it's perfectly transmitted!

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I was the only consultant on my call, so.... Now it sounds like Wednesday is now Bubble-guts Wednesday for lots of folks

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